Monday, December 04, 2006

Under the Influence of Paris

Okay, so I was hopeful the split of K-Fed and Brit meant a new era of enlightenment for the pop princess. Alas, this is not so! First, she starts hanging with Paris. And then suddenly she starts flashing everybody her c-section scars - and, as my friend once said, all her busy business. And I thought barefoot Britney at the gas station bathrooms was gross.

It's sad, really. I think she ought to take Rosie O'Donnell's offer to move in. She clearly needs some guidance from someone who doesn't have a sex tape in public circulation. Ee gad.

Then again, if she cleaned up her act, just what would I gossip about?

On book news, don't forget that the perfect gift this holiday for your wayward teen (or pop princess) is Wuthering High. Available in bookstores and online now!

And don't forget to enter the Win it Before You Can Buy it Contest to get your free signed copy of The Scarlet Letterman.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cara, I love all of your books and I am waiting for the next Bard book to come out. I bought the first one for a teenager that I work with (at my second job) and she loved it so much she read the Bronte sisters' books after.

Carrie (who won I Do last year :-) )

j;ljk said...

Hi Cara! I'm an avid reader, and I've had "Dixieland Sushi" in my pile of books to be read for a while. I finished finals this week and picked it up and I was immediately engrossed. I could not put it down! I definitely can relate to your book a lot, being half Asian and half Caucasian as well. I'm so excited to start reading some of your other books, but just wanted to let you know how much I loved "Dixieland Sushi"! You definitely have a good command of humor =)

Buffy said...

I gotta feeling Britney's gonna make for blog fodder for a while to come yet.

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