Thursday, June 30, 2005

I'd like to thank the fans

MaryJane posted on the blog and said...

If you really need "positive feedback," well, I think you're a very talented, humorous, literary genius!!!

Mary Jane, bless you - and I'll have that check in the mail I promised tomorrow.

Seriously, it's great to hear from people who like my work. As much as bad reviews knock you down, a little positive note from someone really picks you up. And, it's a helluva lot cheaper than therapy.

Not that I'm going to go all Tom Cruise on everybody and start saying therapy is bad.

And by the way, is it just me or has Tom Cruise gone completely insane? Seriously. Who hit him with the crazy stick? Somebody hire him a new publicist - stat. Either he's having a mid-life crisis or that whole Scientolgy stuff has finally sent him over the edge. All I know is that I want the old Tom Cruise back. The one who didn't jump on couches or proclaim psychologists are nazis.

Then again, maybe it's a whole pre-publicity ploy for the new Crazy Talking Tom Crusie Doll by Kenner. Can you imagine? He'd have a string in his back, and every time you pulled it he'd say "I love Katie" or "Prozac is a crutch."

It saddens me when celebrities go bad. Come back, Tom! We miss you.

18 comments:

Terri B said...

You are not only one of my favorite authors but one of my favorite comediennes as well. :0)

I agree with you about Tom Cruise. I can't even watch 'Entertainment Tonight' or 'The Insider' like I used to because I just KNOW he's going to be on there doing something crazy. I heard on the news that he fired his publicist a couple of months ago and hired his own sister to take his/her place. Apparently the old publicist was opposed to Tom speaking so freely about Scientology. Personally I think Katie Holmes's family should do some kind of intervention before it's too late. I think I am going to make t-shirts and sell them on the freeway: "Katie Holmes -- PLEASE don't drink the Kool Aid!!" If anyone is a candidate for runaway bride, it's her.

Terri B.

Cara Lockwood said...

You are the sweetest! Thanks for the compliments. You totally made my day!

And as for the Katie Holmes shirt, I'd definitely buy one of those if you did make them.

And the sister-as-publicist makes complete sense. My brother is always threatening to quit his job and be my publicist, but I think the boy who used to read my diary can't be trusted to handle press.

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