I'd like to thank the fans

MaryJane posted on the blog and said...

If you really need "positive feedback," well, I think you're a very talented, humorous, literary genius!!!

Mary Jane, bless you - and I'll have that check in the mail I promised tomorrow.

Seriously, it's great to hear from people who like my work. As much as bad reviews knock you down, a little positive note from someone really picks you up. And, it's a helluva lot cheaper than therapy.

Not that I'm going to go all Tom Cruise on everybody and start saying therapy is bad.

And by the way, is it just me or has Tom Cruise gone completely insane? Seriously. Who hit him with the crazy stick? Somebody hire him a new publicist - stat. Either he's having a mid-life crisis or that whole Scientolgy stuff has finally sent him over the edge. All I know is that I want the old Tom Cruise back. The one who didn't jump on couches or proclaim psychologists are nazis.

Then again, maybe it's a whole pre-publicity ploy for the new Crazy Talking Tom Crusie Doll by Kenner. Can you imagine? He'd have a string in his back, and every time you pulled it he'd say "I love Katie" or "Prozac is a crutch."

It saddens me when celebrities go bad. Come back, Tom! We miss you.